Castaway's Restaurant - Lapeer MI Real Haunts

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  Wow

  This place is nothing. I've been MANY times and nothing has happened. I've stood up in the center of the dining room and yelled "haunt me now, ghosts!" And nothing has happened. A small child began crying. I asked "did you see something paranormal??" But the little slime wasn't brave enough to respond. The other thing was I got a dirty spoon when I ordered a milkshake. But I don't think the staff there could POSSIBLY be that careless (to give a hard working American a dirty, gross spoon). I think the spoon was dirty because a trash ghost got its nasty crud on the kitchenware. Another ghastly occurrence that happened was that the restaurant owner came to my table and said "holy fucking shit, I think I just saw a fatass ghost fly right past your table like 3 seconds ago." My jaw dropped. I could not believe what I was hearing. I turned around and saw a naked specter ass, floating through the air. I said "dang" the owner quickly grabbed a cup of piping hot coffee to offer the ghost. He jogged directly toward the presence. The owner clumsily spilled his coffee onto my bosom, searing my flesh. It seemed to excite the ghost as he started moaning loudly. I listened to his slow moans for 15 minutes. The restaurant then booted me to the curb. I didn't mind, the occurrence that just transpired had motivated me to become a paranormal researcher. I hive this restaurant a 1 of 5 for not being paranormal enough.

  Posted 5/9/24

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  Nothing

  My family and I have been there MULTIPLE times. We seen and heard nothing at all.

  Posted 10/15/23

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